Saturday, 3 March 2012

Bienaventurado.

My insurance company is not going to be impressed with me. I am a walking safety hazard. I think I will continue with the list theme, as it makes me happy:

Monday: "Huh. Well that's strange. Your Visa runs out in 25 days. That means you'll probably have to leave the country for a bit. But they might not let you back in." That might pose some potential problems, indeed.

Tuesday: I have a little bit of an invincibility complex. Why would someone want to hurt me, I'm just a harmless white girl? Reality check. Why wouldn't someone want to hurt me, I'm just a harmless white girl. I was mugged. Not so invincible. Not so fearless.

Wednesday: Woke up in the middle of the night, and proceeded to hurl up the contents of my intestines. Oh look, last night's dinner. Good thing it was only a 24-hour virus.

Thursday: Just kidding. Not a 24-hour virus. Intestinal cleansing, Part Dos. Hands-on education of South American illnesses.

Friday: This is going to be a good day. Bring it, Bolivia. ...Pop. Oh dear. That's not where my ankle is supposed to be, is it. At least the also-crippled dog and I will have plenty of bonding time as I spend the next month in a cast.

"...He said, 'My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness.' So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me. That's why I take pleasure in my weaknesses...for when I am weak, then I am strong." 2 Corinthians 12 : 9-10 

I have been blessed.

4 comments:

  1. holy cow breanna . what a week. this is why i make the girls take mace along. Now go buy some pepper spray and a tazer gun if available and go medieval on their sorry a$$es. Hope you heal quick and have a better 2nd week.We will keep praying for you. Love uncle Ron

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  2. I agree with Ron. You need one of these http://www.selfdefence.com/wikatke.html . They're spiked knuckled , but shaped like kitties!

    I'm always praying for you :)

    ~Bryson

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  3. Hey Breanna, sounds like you are having quite an adventure! I hope everything heals up for you quickly and all your visa stuff works out. I will be praying for you. Love you Twiggy!
    ~FUZZ

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  4. I feel like I warned you about how white girls stick out like sore thumbs in South America. Well, now you know anyways. We're praying for a quick recovery and that the visa situation works out!

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